d.ly: you’re more evolved than the rest of us — Subium • Bluesky web client

THEM: nothing tastes as good as skinny feels ME: *cuts off the top half of the potato chip bag for easier access*

Also unrelated but my hands/forearms are small enough that I can touch the bottom of the inside of the Pringles container. Drunk with power and stuffed with Pringles, no one can stop me

you’re more evolved than the rest of us

Don’t worry, my hands are clean and I’m willing to use my powers for good and get the bottom chips for you too 🤗

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