d.ly: THEM: nothing tastes as good as skinny feels ME: *cuts off the top half of the potato chip bag for easier access*

THEM: nothing tastes as good as skinny feels ME: *cuts off the top half of the potato chip bag for easier access*

Also unrelated but my hands/forearms are small enough that I can touch the bottom of the inside of the Pringles container. Drunk with power and stuffed with Pringles, no one can stop me

Guess who got more Priiiinglllesss 🎶💕

Salt and vinegar 💕

what flavor 🥹

you’re more evolved than the rest of us

Don’t worry, my hands are clean and I’m willing to use my powers for good and get the bottom chips for you too 🤗

"Drunk with power and stuffed with Pringles" is my new favorite phrase.

Glad I could help :)

Might need your help the next time I have to change the driver's side headlight on my Civic. Without disassembling half the damn car, I can only just touch the back of the bulb with two fingers.

god dammit this is an attack against me

no way, this is solidarity baby!!!

At least you don’t say Costco size bag of chips

Oh it’s not? Well damn I’m out

✊

I could be skinny and miserable (been there done that) OR chubby and happy. It’s not even a contest!!

I read this with scissors in my hand so I could hoof more takis 👁️👄👁️

d i have poured chip crumbs in a bowl and eaten them with a spoon

ok mr. proper

I pour the tortilla chip crumbs in a bowl with salsa and call it cereal

Add sour cream “french kiss”

If you scoop dip onto a spoon you can stick the spoon into the crumbs and they stick to the dip and make a little chip truffle. (Blame Jon Gabrus for the idea when you have a heart attack)

I skip the middle man, pour chip crumbs into a cup, then, bottoms up 😆

People who say that first thing eat shit like kale and unseasoned chicken. I'm not going to trust their opinion on what tastes good.

Let's be real here. Every "skinny" option they give us leads to us shitting our pants. Is that what you people want? A bunch of pants shitters? If olean fried chips and sugar-free gummy bears are so good, let those skinny people eat them! I may not be healthy but at least I have clean underwear!

After COVID I developed miserable constipation, never a problem before. The only thing I have found that brings me back to normal without cramps is Alli. I bet the olean chips would work too and provide a treat sadly I couldn’t find any.

I like those pull apart ziploc bags that some chips do. Because it's 2024 and bag chips shouldn't be a thing anymore.

Skinny tastes like nothing at all. What is wrong with them?!

Did you ever push the bottom of the bag up and out towards the top? Did you ever try to prolapse the bag for ease of access??

is this a poem?

it's directions on how to really live

My problem is I love snacks and then I’m mean to myself for eating them which turns me into a contrarian so I eat more snacks. Vicious cycle

this skeet made me cum

I like to splay the bag so all the chips are accessible immediately.

It's the best way

ALSO THEM: Have never been to the bakery section of Livotti’s in NJ.

oh dear lord in heaven

Using chopsticks on jalapeño Cheetos

Only someone who's never had banana bread would say something that asinine. 🤣

yes! professionals come equipped for the chips with scissors and chopsticks

I smash the chips up so when I tilt the bag to pour in my mouth, no whole chips block my crushed chip gorging. I've got it all worked out.

So glad I’m not the only one ✂️

Skinny doesn't feel as good as food tastes.

Me and my party size bag of Cheetos disagree.

Your teachings are interesting. If you start a cult I may join

"Nothing looks as good as not being a c*nt." - Sarah Millican.

You had me at potato chip. 💕

gimme

That's my life hack!!

Yeah, cutting off the salty grease tunnel to access chips was a revelation for me

And a massive reduction in crinkly noise. You can eat the second half of a bag of chips without alerting your wife, your like coach, and your cardiologist!

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