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@doctorswords.bsky.social

A place to put the words that get stuck in my head

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Here you know who's great, that old gay couple that show up at the end of Twilight, and they're like look I don't care if you did or did not do whatever crime were just here to fight vampire Pope because he fucked with us 1500 years ago. Real long term hater energy fair play lads.
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KLM decided they wouldn't send a boarding pass when I checked in so now I have to wait in a giant queue that's not even moving.
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Went to the Highland games up in Luss and it was actually quality. Big lads throwing big stones and sticks. Also, tug o war. Alternately rained and boiling so I'm now sunburned but not too badly so a win all in.
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Tories lost (yay) but Labour won (boo) but also Labour lost a few seats to Palestine candidates, and lost because of them siphoning votes in others, so maybe they will have some pressure to be less shit? (also 4 greens yay climate and trans rights and not genocide)
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Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever right now
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Tired of people talking about brining voter id it's time to bring some voter super ego.
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had no idea Sutherland was the "for three months" guy on The Simpsons. one of the all-time line reads
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Epistolary novels are just 'found footage' for the pre-camera era. Dracula is 19th century Blair Witch
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Starting Calvinist Slimming World where no foods are free of syn and you'll only lose weight if God has chosen you.
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Why is Google now serving me ads inside my mailbox on mobile? Like just an ad but it looks like another email but it's not. Did they not have enough putting ads in every other space and selling all my data?
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I can't get over the image f Dracula with a big thick moustache. Surely it gets all messy when he's drinking the blood.
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Very irritating the peak submarine war was WWII Uboats so now all the fun submarine games have an under current of yeah just try to ignore what's happening on land
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Fair fucks to those jurors, sentencing best not disrespect their sacrifice.
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I appreciate Dracula just getting straight to it. Chapter 1, peasants are like oh don't go meet Dracula he's a vampire here have a crucifix and some garlic just in case. Chapter 2, he has no reflection and controls wolves and gets grabby when he sees blood and is rebuffed by the crucifix.
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Merlin having a pokedex feature might just turn me in to a twitcher.
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First official portrait of the king is essentially him drenched in blood and surrounded by flame, which seems a bit on the nose for a brit monarch
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Our uni rector, having been denied entry to Germany last month, is now being denied entry to France at Germany's request, to prevent him speaking on the genocide in Palestine.
Germany is banning a university rector and genocide witness from attesting in any public or political space in europe. Fucking INSANE
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Remember when you see 'rubber bullets', they are essentially a rock hard cylinders an inch or two across designed to maim taigs in the north. The brits knew early on they were blinding people but kept going anyway. The police will pretend they'll only shoot them at the ground or legs, but they won't
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If you were born the year 'What's my age again' was released, you'd now be older than DeLonge was when he sang it.
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Bought a lamp from dunelm and not only have they shipped the lamp and bulbs separately, they have sipped them with different delivery companies.
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Cass report somehow simultaneously saying 'children should be supported in exploring thier gender identity' but also 'get rid of the gender clinics' and also 'calling gender clinics gender clinics is bad'. Definitely just had the first so libs could pretend it's helpful while they end treatment.
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Thatcher won't see your post about her (yay she remains dead) but another tory might and be upset about it, so you should post it anyway.
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The best dinosaur fact I know is that the T. Rex lived closer to the release of Jurassic Park than to today.
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Oriel just sent me an email, the abbreviated subject in the inbox was 'clarification regarding certificat...' and I genuinely nearly died I thought they were about to be all oops we gave you that job by mistake some certificate is wrong. But actually it was them saying some website had a typo.
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Israel's response being essentially 'oops we fucked up we didn't mean to kill white people' is pretty on brand, but now they're getting actual pressure from media. Maybe this is the point they've gone too far?
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Jesus returning on Easter Sunday to play up front for Arsenal
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✳️✴️✴️✴️✴️ Asked the doctor if giving up was right for me and he told me to see a great clown who was in town. Didn't look at my records to see that I am that clown. Unhelpful and unprofessional. I just wanted some prozac, 1/5 stars.
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Paradox needs to shape up or Hooded Horse is going to eat them and become the new nerd stragegy company.