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Screaming Pectoriloquy

@caulimovirus.bsky.social

Kidney Enthusiast
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“My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say, ‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say, “My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say, ‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say, “My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say, ‘My name’s Recursive Rapper and I’m here to say, “My-
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“Although the project website boasts that "Bittensor is […] where new economies and new commodities are decentralized by design and where no single entity is a sole authority," the group unilaterally halted the chain in the wake of the attack.” What’s the opposite of a proof-of-concept?
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Labour's Queef M. Glunge has won in a landslide [boooooo] But the Tories' Baron Ghoulish Noncington XVIII has been roundly defeated [yaaaaay]
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ever look at a movie poster and feel a profound sadness because you know the movie will never live up to the glorious promise of the poster
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Many times patients will get frustrated because one doctor says one thing and another doctor says another thing. They’ll say, “I don’t understand why you don’t just talk to each other.” But often the reason we are saying different things is because we did speak to one another, and we just disagree.
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Why I Don't Vote (OK, I Do Vote, but I Would Like to Discourage You, NY Times Reader, For Doing So For Some Reason) Via @bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us
Man, if it turns out that the right winger telling NY Times readers that they should follow his example and not vote did in fact vote in the last two elections, the Times should add this to the piece. Better than a retraction, since it illustrates a willful hypocrisy.
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Find something you love and do it every day until you no longer love it but now you can’t do anything different because you still need a job and there’s no realistic way to change gears this far along 👍
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Once Wikipedia falls the Internet is fucking cooked
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Pretty cool how every late-era Ozzy album is just a Black Label Society album but with a vocalist with even less range.
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Thinking again about my night shift on surgery rotation in med school where my attending and I were walking across a balcony and she said “Sometimes I just want to throw myself off that balcony” and that was the *only thing she said to me* the entire 36 hour shift
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If Biden steps down right now, Harris will take over and complete the last seven months of the presidency, and then lose reelection, exactly as foretold in Veep.
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L to R: nephrology fellow, intern, senior resident
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We now have residents at our hospital and I get to set an example of what life as a nephrologist entails. Can’t wait to influence them.
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Time to wind down for the night by playing a mindless phone game and watching YouTube clips of Siskel & Ebert and ignoring the mile high cloud of locust gathering from afar
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The little band from Texas you know I'm a ZZ Top ass Kickin music wigs well Dressed Man sleeping bag and 100 more just like this Kid Rock and ZZ Top cuz l'll keep listening rock on brother
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“Can you tell me your name?” “Joe Biden.” “And where are you right now?” “Joe Biden.” “What year is it?” “Joe Biden.” “Who’s the current president?” “Joe Biden.” Neuro: alert & oriented x2
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Everybody freaking out about extrajudicial killings is going to lose it when they find out about the existence of cops.
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When I was in grad school from 2009 to 2011, one of the research assistants in our lab had one task that took them all summer: copy the data from a drawer full of Zip drives onto more current and accessible storage drives:
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I would buy the next OceanGate ticket in a heartbeat. Get me out of here.
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This is not to excuse the inexcusable but I do not think you could craft a better system of turning nominally caring and compassionate people into dehumanizing assholes than to regularly interrupt a person’s sleep with stupid bullshit the way they do with doctors.
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Remembering how people would share Scalia dissents and be like “I disagree with his politics but he has a way with words!!” and they all read like if a school shooter wrote A Confederacy of Dunces
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If we’re following the Roman playbook, Trump will cross the Potomac with the Proud Boys, become dictator, get slain by a close friend who’s also a distant relative of George Washington, then Jared Kushner becomes emperor and forms an alliance with Steve Bannon and Matt Gaetz and kills Bernie Sanders
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The hospital recently opened a walk-up IT support counter that everyone passes when coming in from the parking garage and while I’ve ever seen someone walk up to it to ask the guy for help, I’ve always seen him on the phone helping someone and every time he sounds extremely frustrated.
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The little band from Texas you know I'm a ZZ Top ass Kickin music wigs well Dressed Man sleeping bag and 100 more just like this Kid Rock and ZZ Top cuz I'll keep listening rock on brother
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The landmark reversal nullifies all previously lawful forms of right and makes it very difficult for Americans to make ethical decisions or be generally decent human beings without facing criminal charges.
Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong'www.theonion.com WASHINGTON—Striking down the judicial precedent that established the legal supremacy of right over wrong more than two centuries ago, the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday overturned Right v. Wrong.