donni saphire: You should stay up and read more internet. You’re just getting to the good part

You should stay up and read more internet. You’re just getting to the good part

I think someone might be wrong on the internet. I should stay up and find out. 🕵️

i knew it

Why are you personally attacking me

Reminds me of this old commercial youtu.be/_uXtWIg_A7M?...

That man is about to be asked to take a seat.

Also, you won't have access to it when you're dead, so it's best to read as much as possible now.

99% of doomscrollers go to bed just before they get to the best part.

I knew it. I’ll stay up another hour.

Goddamn. You’ve done it, you’ve broken the spell. I will now close this app and open my tv to pretend that I’m folding laundry

The thing that fixes all of the things and gives me eternal happiness is surely about to appear

I have been slowly unwinding Reddit nerves from my brain. Almost clear if it.

I finished the Internet last night. Spoiler alert: it’s Ada Lovelace’s fault.

I finished reading it a couple of months ago. Should I read it again? I’ve reread several other novels.

Nice try, I’m not falling for it.

If you insist

This got me thinking someway and I'm loving it

🤷‍♂️🤣🙏

Enabler

This is what my insomnia whispers in my ear

I heckin knew it

I got work early in the amplitude modulation

Watch out for the twist…

400 channels and nothing's on.

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