Fine.
FINE.
I will watch the new Netflix movie about a shark killing people in the sewers of Paris and write a review of it.
The things I do for you people.
That…that is not how you tag sharks
That is not what the great pacific garbage patch looks like. Did they dump trash in the ocean to film this scene?
Why are they using nitrox to dive in four foot deep water
We are five minutes in and I’ve already refilled my whisky
At the end of a movie, they show the credits, announcing hundreds of people who were involved in making that movie. Writers, actors, editors.
Did any of those people realize that this movie is terrible?
The plan is to use SONAR to trap a shark, then tranquillize it, after which time we have exactly 30 minutes where it can be out of water before it suffocates.
Um…no