Fine.
FINE.
I will watch the new Netflix movie about a shark killing people in the sewers of Paris and write a review of it.
The things I do for you people.
That…that is not how you tag sharks
That is not what the great pacific garbage patch looks like. Did they dump trash in the ocean to film this scene?
Why are they using nitrox to dive in four foot deep water
We are five minutes in and I’ve already refilled my whisky
At the end of a movie, they show the credits, announcing hundreds of people who were involved in making that movie. Writers, actors, editors.
Did any of those people realize that this movie is terrible?
The plan is to use SONAR to trap a shark, then tranquillize it, after which time we have exactly 30 minutes where it can be out of water before it suffocates.
Um…no
I am always amazed by what movies believe the job of “shark scientist” is. What training we have; what equipment is commonly available, etc.
This movie may be the worst I’ve ever seen for this
Ooh is a watch thread of Avalanche Sharks next?
I know you suffered for this one. Just wanted to say I appreciate your service to the science community (and science-adjacent communities).
Also, bull sharks exist and are remarkably good at thriving in brackish to fresh water and will bite people. Why not just use them?
(As someone who lived in Coastal North Carolina, I respect all our sharks, but Bull or Tiger sharks are the only two that will make me instantly cut bait and GTFO.)
You keep saying this is bad like it's not an obvious sibling of the Sharknado series, the greatest collection of marine biology related art ever arted!
SharkNado, which is thanked in my PhD dissertation, is of the “so bad it’s funny” and “knows it’s bad and is in on the joke” persuasion.
This is just bad.
I think the scriptwriters stole the parthenogenesis trope from the ending of the 1998 Godzilla movie with Matthew Broderick. And that was the most convincing part of the movie
Listen, David, you can't get mad just because this movie lacks the scientific rigor of the Sharknado saga. It's not fair to expect perfection every time!
I thought they were trying to make the activist who caused so many problems look like Taylor Lorenz. Sort of an anti-activist movie. Also really unkind to mayors