Celeste Leander: Yes. My shepherd had a very short list of things that did not like to be herded. Geese were at the top. That was a hard lesson.

Fuck. This one's going to sting, but add another company to our boycott list. x.com/TractorSuppl...

x.comx.com

Here's their statement if you don't want to go over to Twitter

I've asked my husband to get online and figure out how much we spend there a year before I write my letter to the CEO.

Also, I have several articles in this magazine/book thing that they carry. I'd be honored if you'd go in there and steal a copy.

There’s an entire magazine about goats? *subscribing*

I do not have a goat, and live in Big City - but I grew up with a big goat who would headbutt me and terrorize the geese. I loved her bc those geese were assholes.

all geese are assholes & I applaud this goat

Yes. My shepherd had a very short list of things that did not like to be herded. Geese were at the top. That was a hard lesson.

lol, they’re such hilarious bastards

The other thing on her list = raccoons. 😬

Raccoons and geese are assholes. I respect them for it deeply, and I will usually stand in solidarity with them, but I am too afraid to try to be friends with them.

This is so true.

I feel more like raccoons are hilarious bumblefucks who only get nasty if you intrude too much on their space, whereas geese will tell you to cross the fuckin’ road or get your gonads annihilated… (I always cross the road)

We have urban raccoons that do not back down. They’ll have a giant party on the roof at 3 AM and then stare at me, haunches raised like “who invited you”

Geese are assholes in the way that the neighborhood guy who's grown up picked on and therefore is always ready to start a fight is an asshole. Raccoons are assholes in the way cats are assholes, only to the 10th power.

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