I do not have a goat, and live in Big City - but I grew up with a big goat who would headbutt me and terrorize the geese. I loved her bc those geese were assholes.
Raccoons and geese are assholes. I respect them for it deeply, and I will usually stand in solidarity with them, but I am too afraid to try to be friends with them.
I generally agree with you (I respect their dick head nature and adore them for it).
But might I present the fancy exception to the rule?
Meet the Sebastopol Goose. They'd fluffy and sweet. Basically the least goosey goose that exists.
I want some real bad.