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What kind of cereal would your species have?
Was daydreaming species branded cereal in a furry world and giggling about a hyena one that was "Calcium Crunch" that was all bone shaped cereal infused with calcium (Important for yeens) but was peanut butter flavored(Hyena's go nuts for peanut butter). The mascot was a cartoon bone zebra.
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The toy inside is just a river rock
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Just a river rock? It’s shiny!
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TFW you never peeled the plastic off your river rock
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There's actually a fruit in Africa colloquially called jackal berries because apparently jackals really love them. So I'd assume some kind of jackal berry flavoured cereal. Oops! All Jackal Berries.
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The frosted oat cereal with unicorn-shaped marshmallows that transform you into a pooltoy.
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"Heli-yums!" might also be a fun one for those already who are a pool toy, help you float through your day!
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Circling back to add I just realized Corn Pops was right there...
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I mean most breakfast cereals are already quite rainbow-chonk-unicornful as is, so I didn't even think too hard about the question
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Vole-o's with blueberries
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Fish-a-Bits! Freeze dried hunks of fish and fish-shaped marshmallows!
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Probably would be popular with many species!
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I miss this one, which was once real and it had a squirrel mascot to boot. They offered a plushie once for a low price. I Got two of them.
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Rude
Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service
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Imagine Lucky Charms but with marshmallow bunnies and pigs and sheep. It turns your milk a sanguine shade of crimson and all the cartoon wolves on the box appear to be in a black metal band. The mascots have lore now. Edgy teen bunnies like to buy it to annoy their parents.
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Got to have a satisfying cromch too and yummy middle
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I'm going to give out another bad idea which will no doubt happen in the future (Like the Cream Egg Sandwich, sorry Subway but thought of that way back in the early 00s) Cream Egg Cereal... XD
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No, no... Melted cream egg's on pancake/waffles...
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I've seen that somewhere, I'm sure lol
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Kitty kibble shaped cereal for the ragdoll side. Probably chocolate and fruit flavour. Lion side would have cuts of meat shapes dyed red to look raw. Strawberry or raspberry flavour and it'd dye the milk pink as if it were leaking blood.
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(Would go with more cat-like flavours but I can't think of anything lions or ragdolls would eat that would taste good as a cereal.)
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(Maybe watermelon or pumpkin since they're sometimes given as enrichment to big cats in zoos??)
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Our mountain lions are the nature center went bonkers for pumpkins
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Or for a mellow Sunday "Captain Catnip" cereal
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Lol I can think how that would be hard
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They'd have added protein at least, since cats need a lot of it, bein obligate carnivores n all
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Lion one would be called Meaties Cat one I'll stay with Kitty Kibble As for mascots, a flame point ragdoll for the Kitty Kibble and a tawny south African lion for the Meaties. Cartoony, of course.
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And lysine too would be good to add for them!
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Nuki-Os! A mix of leaf-shaped and "two cherries"-shaped rice cereal bits that each have a little nugget of filling. Basic flavours would be vanilla and chocolate, but you can get deluxe ones that have taro, hazelnut, coffee, pandan, banana, etc
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“Hungover/Stoned Again,” the cheapest variety of off brand big bag toasted caramel oats cereal, featuring Agave, the delayed regrets coyote! (Originally marketed as Oh Shit I’m Hungover/Stoned Again but changed to be more family friendly.)
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muffin or sushi shaped little crunchies that taste like cocoa and cream. :3