Dr. SkySkull: How do they look so awful so quickly

How do they look so awful so quickly

improperly seasoned. Oh wait, that's cast iron. (Nobody give Musk the idea for a cast iron car)

Oh god no

did you two see this one yet? "I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck"

I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck | Defectordefector.com I saw my first Tesla Cybertruck in person a couple weeks ago. I’d driven my family into an outer satellite town of D.C., well outside our normal circuits, and there it was, around the corner from us i...

You would not believe how many of those fucking things are around the South Bay. And in so many odious color combinations

I have not seen one in person yet. Of course, if one came to my neighborhood, you'd have all the kids lining the streets with water balloons.

I live in a tough neighbourhood. Piss balloons.

when i lived east side San Jose i saw some of the dumbest fuckin cars and i can only assume this is taking the taco now

yeah all the light reflecting off cybertrucks is going to make all of silicon valley dangerous for other drivers

I wonder if it's because of that Elmo facility in Hawthorne would have more believers? I've only seen one in the wild in Pasadena (parked at a house) so far, though I've seen several on the freeways all over.

Oh absolutely No question

The corrosive personalities of the douchebags who buy them?

They're born that way.

*Exactly* what you would expect from a 100k dollar car.

It looks dumb in every picture I've seen, but I saw one on the road for the first time a couple weeks ago and thought it looked pretty cool Not sure what to make of that 🤷

Must have been an outlier.

They start out awful

You know how you can never keep fingerprints off a stainless refrigerator? This is exactly the same, because it's a stainless refrigerator.

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