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Dr. Zoggle

@drzoggle.bsky.social

apathetic dumbass
with a touch of whimsy
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no jerks allowed
let’s be friends
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the doctor
in the vortex
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this is based on a true story that I could tell but it’s very mundane
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Thinking about ascending the mortal plane
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me and the gang on our way to wreck your shit
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studying up on the classics
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nope, your children are freaks
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tube socks so long you can tuck them into your ass crack
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I’ve got 99 problems and apologies to my wife
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I’m not eating cereal with a frog mascot, piss off Now a chocolate dracula, that’s more like it
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Last week on Dragon Ball Z Goku continues to struggle with the hiccups during his training with King Kai. Meanwhile, the little bald motherfucker is surprised that the old pervert no longer wants to train. Also Tien is there with the floating puppet thing that hangs around him.
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Steve the Cat will just bring me stuff I dunno where he found the green bean
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people are constantly following me and it’s like hey what’s up i’m a tomato with sunglasses who sometimes posts cat pics
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meet you at the center of the fuckabout
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I’m particularly stupid this morning
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when I drop a bunch of shitposts and get that dopamine rush
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all the guys in the dad discord popping up when I mention I'm thinking of fucking the leaf blower
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Maybe some of the pills are pepperoni flavored?
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𝕄𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠
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pro wrestling is really good when you don't have a pretentious dickhole telling you it sucks.
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