Nurbsy

Nurbsy

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ワルの顔しとるな。

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i hear theyre having an olympics for sports this year

You’re talking like sephiroth right now, your honor

I’m doing the needful

I’m keeping to myself

Bolting a steering wheel spinner knob to the handle of my mace

I’m firing on all cylinders

Caring about opinion columnists is loser shit, I’m sorry. Get a fucking life, no offense

I’m taking them to school

I’m playing it close to the vest

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Mr bean is short for Mysterious bean

You reading my tweets

I’m putting on a clinic

Mixing my record so it sounds best from a full-volume phone speaker on the bus

Grilled early so the smells from other neighborhood grills have no power over me now

Importing Canadian kraft dinner for its lower PFAS content

I’m keeping it clean

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I'm laying down the law

Grillin ✅ Chillin 🔜

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Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

ⓘ Blocked

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Now the guy’s got Nurbsy as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Nurbsy. Trouble with a waffle, he can go to Nurbsy. Trouble with the butter, syrup, blueberries he can call Nurbsy. But now the guy’s gotta come up with Nurbsy’s waffles every week, no matter what. Business bad? Fuck you, waffles.

I don’t have a waffle maker. I AM the waffle maker

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Inside You There Are Two Dinosaurs

I don’t have a waffle maker. I AM the waffle maker

I’m busting out

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smack my grinch up

They’re calling it the post that healed a nation

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Anyone notice that the structures of our lives need to be completely reorganized

I’m moving mountains

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