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@mathewolson.bsky.social

NYU ITP ‘24 • writer and creative technologist at large • totally sincere hater • he/him •
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you couldn't make muppet treasure island today... because of woke
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oops an afternoon later and i’m now 3 episodes into the show Evil because of @tomwalker.bsky.social
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thinking back to the time I covered fidget spinners for Big Review Site and I had to get on a video call with like 12 full-time editors who all peppered me with questions and comments about how I should write it. I did hours and hours of research and testing all for $500. for fidget spinners
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when is sean evans going to ask a celebrity why they signed the polanski support letter
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oh my god it's literally this
the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears
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The extremely remastered version of my 2013 puzzle game is nearly out and you oughta wishlist it on Steam imo. Shares greatly appreesh store.steampowered.com/app/867150/I...
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might need to start posting this every time i see the times do something shitty. i guess that’d be a lot
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Someone's about to ask Biden what he'd do if he got a calfskin wallet for his birthday
Breaking news: President Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside.
Biden and aides concede he needs to quickly demonstrate his fitness for officewww.washingtonpost.com Critics have been shaken by his relative inaction to directly address the panic ignited by his halting debate performance last Thursday.
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I wanna see this in every game engine/level creation tool. Might have to load up Hammer and get to work
I interviewed a halo player who is recreating bushwick's oft-memed myrtle/broadway intersection as accurately as possible. it's the little details that really make it aftermath.site/halo-infinit...
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seems newsworthy, can’t wait to hear about it showing up in paragraph 47 of another piece about how biden is old
Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...
Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org
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unfortunately the list of people from my alma mater who i think would make decent politicians keeps getting longer and yet it doesn’t include the one who’s actually in the house of representatives
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thinking about how dom toretto has a near-death experience in fast 9 that leads to an embodied flashback, right after a feat of inhuman strength, and that people were more upset about the bizarrely subdued space car sequence than that
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Michael Bay’s Pain and Gain should be in the Criterion collection
Bad Boys 2 , Pain and Gain a double feature with more to say about America than your entire high school civics education
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remember when people got pissed when websites pointed out metroid dread looked really great running in emulation on a pc? all red and mad on nintendo’s behalf? didn’t like that
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In a lot of ways the entire Republican establishment since the 70s has been dedicated to making sure that what happened to Nixon would never be allowed to happen to one of theirs again
the Supreme Court, not content to immunize only Donald Trump from prosecution, retroactively exonerates Richard Nixon for Watergate
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Sending a bunch of based realtors and off-duty cops into the Capitol building to murder the speaker of the house, in my official capacity of President of the United States.
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six million dollars that could have actually gone to support kids
“ai” edtech company collapses after taking six million dollars from the Los Angeles school district to develop an “educational friend” platform.
A.I. ‘Friend’ for Public School Students Falls Flatwww.nytimes.com Los Angeles schools hired a start-up to build an A.I. chatbot for parents and students. A few months later, the company collapsed.
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if there ever comes a day where i’m in long island and i don’t think about @dvsblast.bsky.social and really good cream soda then something is seriously wrong with me
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metroid zero mission, to this day, remains extremely fucking good* *okay i’m actually dreading the stealth section just because it’s so damn boring
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Democracy isn't picking the person 81 million people voted for to take over if Biden couldn't go, it's having a bunch of random delegates chosen in an uncontested primary pick someone by fiat
Democrats are phrasing this election as a fight for democracy. But Biden stepping down would anoint his hand-picked successor. That is not democracy. It is not even what a VP is for. Democracy is a brokered convention. Sure, that's messy, but it has always been. When did we become afraid of that?
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man it’s still wild to me how good jack perry is now, and so funny that he got a boost off the guy who got pissy at him over the smallest carny thing 🤼
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The kindest interpretation that you can put on the Times trans coverage is that the people in charge are toddlers playing with a loaded gun
Waiting for my engraved apology from the people who bought the Times spin that activists were cherry-picking their trans coverage to make them look bad