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i didn’t “get” buckethead until i saw him live. turns out, he got that name because of the bucket
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i dont think all of em are married, some do kissing before too, even tho it says dont
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every wedding needs to have a prime rib station with 2 chefs & one is mad mean like "thats a stupid piece to want" & the other one is nice like "hey sorry about him. listen,who sells coke here? dont point, just say it quiet. look,say it right now or i'll make my friend come back"
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red lobster stay tryina flex in the commercials. hey newsflash guess what. i could have a lot of fish too if i bought some. idiot
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"why is batman named that" "ok so in the 60s, there was a TON of rock music, right? like...The Doors, Jay Z, JFK, the whole 9...ANYway...so BATman..."
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i just dont understand whats left for biden to do...he ended nazis like he said he said he would, theres no more covid since he decided there isnt...put your feet up, man, relax! youve earned this Bellini!
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nahmean words MEAN stuff already!
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plus music gets louder. they got a button that does it too but ehhh
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i like weed but iont like when people say "terps". sound like Val Kilmer in a movie about everyone works at a bank and they hang out and they have fun but really the bank is doing evil
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(*looking at bikini magazine even tho at work*) "hey brah check out THESE terps...wait hold on...why does this transaction link to the Prime Ministers account..."
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yea that part rules. if u smoke it then its like "oh ok, i see the appeal"
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luckily, today we still have him, among others!
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the 90s mostly which makes it tricky
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why did they have it tho. was there a loophole for the parents too or it was like in the corner of the room like "remember your faith and dont watch this, everyone"
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writing about stuff is BACK! IN A BIG WAY
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DAMN XXL REALLY STEPPED UP THE FRESHMAN LIST THIS YEAR
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escargot isnt italian!!!!!
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heres my thing: just dont do that spell then
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howve you found a picture of my hand? is this JAY I, LIKE ON FUTURE'S RAMA?
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great, NOW the president cant even get arrested for making a Delicious Christmas Meatloaf thats too exquisite...ugh we're all gonna be so full
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this picture seems taken at dusk, which is a form of photochomp
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u know what i think is the real secret to authentic italian cooking on a budget? no. u dont. and u never will
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oh so now theres a BIG court and everybody gotta do what they say? yea ok since when. get off your high horse.
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if anything, people feel even greater than before! probably that crisp office music (they missed it)
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he makes me feel more health just by listening and learning from him
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i dont know who that is but he's gonna win
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u people crack me up.... "oh i have the disease" "i feel sick from what the disease is doing to my body" uhh theres no disease anymore? thats why u have to go to work remember??? and why soon the governor will make it illegal to not want the disease??? helloooo?
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when something begins to explode can u look at a locket knowingly? [it will be a space locket]