Ed Morrish: I invented a machine to clone pop groups. At the moment there are a few issues - like, all the clones are a quarter of the size of the originals. Still, little Steps.

I invented a machine to clone pop groups. At the moment there are a few issues - like, all the clones are a quarter of the size of the originals. Still, little Steps.

I know what's wrong, you've got an old version of software that pushes data to the bio-printer, it's using the previous generation's scaling library, and that's causing the size problem. You'll need to update the mini driver.

I tried that but now the bio-printer just outputs this

Yeah, that's your problem, it should look like this

Think of it this way: you've made five giant leaps for mankind.

I once invented a machine to write lyrics based on a rhyming scheme where the second pair of lines of a verse rhyme with the first pair in reverse order, but the first supergroup to try it out never gave it back to me. It’s always ABBA, isn’t it?

Trying to go full circle with my management career. It’ll take a while though: so far I’ve only managed Three Degrees.

This is a joke better best forgotten.

Tinie Tinie Tinie Tinie Tinie Tempah?

They would all be tiny dancers, I should imagine.

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