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Some things should be so easy, but...
Especially if the blades are spinning fast.
You think it'd be Easy Breezy, but that storm has not just an eye, but teeth
Tired: Who can match my freak
Wired: Who can match my fame
Are we gonna have clout gap discourse again?
*checks your follower count* naw baby we're fine, we're cooool now let's take this into the DMs 😉
DMs are fine, but if there's one thing I've learned from this site its that if they try to take you to Discord, its time to bail out.
That’s the internet equivalent of the infamous “second location.”
*Checks his page*
It wasn't the follower count. Mans got a big fluffy dog.
People follow her (the big floofy dog), not me. I'm just what they have to put up with to see her.
Preach. I have a Shiba and what they don't tell you about how girls love doggies, is that they will completely ignore you in favor of the dog.
Okay but /srs, I didn't get my dog to meet chicks anyway.
I’ve never had fans so I dinnae but I mean it doesn’t sound that goddamned difficult
the opposite of love is not hate but indifference tbh
do not fuck anyone obsessed with you either positively or negatively if there is a power imbalance
It's a catch 22, cause if my haters slept with me, they would become fans.
Duh, your junk will get mangled by the blades
It seems like such an incredibly low bar.
Don't fuck your haters either
Just fuck people with a mild interest for you at most really, completely dispassionate. Make people go 'Eh'
“Meh” in the streets
“Oh yeah” in the sheets
Nobody in this fucking thread can read the room it seems
I have no idea who this is about, and I find it odd that anyone is expected to "read the room" in a "room" without context, vocal inflections, facial expressions, body language....
the people making fan jokes or the people agreeing with the statement?
probably the people making fan jokes
They usually have that protective grid all around, don't worry
Absolutly, the fan blades could damage your junk and it would really hurt.
Literally and figuratively.
but... so sexy... the way she turns her head to and fro and to and fro and to and fro and to and
My fan doesn't move. It's not dead though. Is my fan actually a blow-up doll or poster board person?
they just have a fused spine it happens to the best of us
I see. I'll be more careful with them. Thank you Dr.
it's not even good for you!
Challenge level apparently impossible
I mean…are AC units still okay?
You can’t tell me what to do!
*I enter another room and you hear me turn on a fan*
*screams are hurt and the fan stops*
how much of the shitty "bojack horseman is so relateable" discourse was just people seeing a character doing things they did and thinking "oh thank god, it's normal"
Especially the ones with metal blades
