Effie Seiberg: Hey @anothershoe.bsky.social you're cool and Bagel thinks you're cool because you deeply understand how he suffers (and has never been fed, not once)

Hey @anothershoe.bsky.social you're cool and Bagel thinks you're cool because you deeply understand how he suffers (and has never been fed, not once)

D'aaaaw. I needed that today. And Bagel is the best, no? You have treats for the Bagel, yes?

He's never gotten a treat in his ENTIRE LIFE, just ask him

It's because Bagel has a hole in the middle!

he's HUNGRY because he's EMPTY

Won’t someone think of poor, hungry Bagel?

Have you tried feeding Bagel a donut hole? Might be the perfect fit! (does anyone sell bagel holes?) Would Bagel still be Bagel then? Or would Bagel be Doughnut? Ooh, or Long John!

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