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how to win my affection:
- be silly
- be social and chatty
- say nice things about me to your friends
- bring me little gifts
- have beautiful, glossy black feathers
left friend group size deliberately vague, as i also adore ravens
Also at least one steller’s jay
steve does not have my heart, he is my archnemesis
give him his peanuts he works hard
STEVE GETS PLENTY OF PEANUTS, AND HE DOESN’T EVEN DO CHARMING GOOFBALL SHIT FOR THEM LIKE THE CROWS DO!
Jeremy, he screams
so much
I need to figure out how to attract ravens. There’s a bunch in my area, but they’re all about a quarter mile away.
higgins is precious, but my heart belongs to the crows
tough but fair. if you need a tiny lil clown though he’s here for ya
i always need a tiny lil clown. 🖤
he’s SO good at being one! i love my little weirdo bestie ♥️
imagine a budgie-sized crow or magpie oh my god the Ultimate Small Bird Pet
Have you read “Corvus”? You would love it
seriously started reading this and thinking "be a corvid"... oh hey!
darn, my strategy was raccoon treats
oh to be a corvid (not trying to be weird, just... seriously, what a life)
I'd be an awesome crow if I had wings.
Hmm, those are some interesting and specific requirements! I think you might be looking for a special bird friend, perhaps a crow or a raven!
Another win for jarnathan
I do all the rest of this. But i cant be a corvid. Im vegan
