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cannot believe conservatives are convinced the Hawk Tuah Girl is one of them solely because she seems to be heterosexual
cannot believe I ended up finding out who the Hawk Tuah Girl was.
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So many far-right chat shows are convinced heterosexuality is the domain of the right, basically saying things like, "If JOE BIDEN remains in power, I, A MAN, will be forced to MAKE OUT with MEN. They will MAKE ME DO THIS. I do not WANT TO, but I will be FORCED." This sounds like a you problem!
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They made me learn who Tom Brady was. Over and over they mentioned this guy. I try not to learn. I know he's some sports dummy. But I resist. I vow. I make a wall in my mind, like in Village of the Damned. But they don't stop. I'm outnumbered. They make me learn Tom Brady.
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I'm genuinely impressed you have been able to avoid learning who one of the most famous people alive for the last 20-ish years is! It would be like a sporto managing to avoid Taylor Swift all this time.
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Had to explain to a friend the other day that that’s Taylor Swift playing in the Forks episode of The Bear.
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"I'll be forced to caress the stubble on his cheeks tenderly!"
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"Men. Acting like women. Men. Wanting to be with one another. Men touching each other. Their stubbly chins rubbing up against one another." www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG63...
Chris Penn's Drag Monologuewww.youtube.com YouTube video by #thedump
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They seemed overjoyed this was viral during Pride, because apparently this would annoy people (?) well so it goes.
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"A woman performing oral sex on a man? That'll show the queers!!"
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These are the same weirdos who somehow convinced themselves the left was mad about Sydney Sweeney because she's hot
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Me: "Yes, yes, I hate when there's an attractive woman, oh no, no, don't make me look at her again, ahhhhhhh"
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It seems simultaneously galaxy brained and completely logical that (cishet) fellatio would be conservative coded while cunnilingus is liberal coded