Owl: One fell off a chair and tasered himself until he had a heart attack.

Mike Pence is still the funniest character in all of this. They were literally chanting “hang Mike Pence” and he tries to play it off as a distraction from the real issue of whether the Yale cafeteria is too woke or some shit

maybe he just prefers to live in the moment

Dance like nobody’s watching, pence like nobody’s hanging

I don't wish death on people (this is not true) but sometimes I wonder if more people died if they would have taken things more seriously

I agree. I know the name of the 1 person killed. If there were 3+, I wouldn't know any dead insurrectionists' name. Law enforcement, afraid of another Waco or Ruby Ridge, showed more restraint that anyone could have expected.

There were at least 4 killed. One was trampled to death by the crowd.

One fell off a chair and tasered himself until he had a heart attack.

In the balls. You buried the lede he tazed his balls to death

Not as much as he buried it.

some people say that Kevin Greeson of Alabama did not taze his balls while stealing a painting during the Jan 6 insurrection, but he was definitely there taking part, so he gets to go down in history (infamy?) as Ball-tazer Insurrection Guy. www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...

Did Man at Capitol Riot Die After Accidentally Tasing Himself?www.snopes.com Five persons died in conjunction with the Capitol riot, but some reports surrounding their deaths weren’t entirely accurate.

Sometimes the truth is what's funniest

We should put up a statue in his town of him tazing his balls with one hand and clutching his chest with the other and then tell the locals that it has to stay up forever so that people learn from history.

I love this idea almost as much as insisting the House of Representatives carry Speaker Kevin McCarthy to term.

Trying to take down a portrait of T. P. O’Neil. So he wanted just the Tip and was shocked by what happened.

Oh shit you're serious. I thought you were joking when I read your second post. <3

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