sperfur

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Insane 7 year old is my vibe

WE ARE MOVING. I AM TIRED.
Let's talk Weird Al, Dropout.TV, Oxventure, Aruba.
OCD, ADHD, and love to all the other Ds❣️
Show me your pets!

She/her/they

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"The electorate votes based on how they understand the situation and evaluate the candidates. That is, of course, in large part shaped by the media...and the media is right now campaigning hard for a Democratic party loss...Few things have terrified and horrified me the way this does."

"Some speech pathologists have suggested he may (not does, just may) have a disorder that sometimes accompanies stuttering, called cluttering, which is not an intellectual deficiency but a sometimes hectic and disorderly translation of thoughts into words." close to what I was talking about earlier

Why is the pundit class so desperate to push Biden out of the race? | Rebecca Solnitwww.theguardian.com Yes, Biden had a bad debate – but so did Trump. The media is once again repeating the mistakes of 2016

Yesterday, our friends threw us a Bon Jovi party. It was amazing. We had carnitas with every possible fixin' and THE MOST AMAZING CAKE I'VE EVER EATEN. A take on german chocolate, with a heavier, moister cake, and TWO frostings - traditional and buttercream. We dubbed it Aruban Chocolate Cake. <3

When I was your age...

Every. Night.

#CatsOfBluesky

Love me some Cody Rhodes!

Cody Rhodes, you rock! WWE Superstar makes fan’s dream come true.

Ontario fan denied contest tickets over wheelchair sees dream come true after WWE star Cody Rhodes rings in | CBC Newswww.cbc.ca WWE fan Mike Ashkewe of Guelph, Ont., won tickets to the premium Money in the Bank event this Saturday in Toronto after entering a Toys "R" Us Canada social media contest. Ashkewe, who uses a wheelchair, was initially told he couldn't be accommodated, but things took a happy turn, included getting a call from the wrestling superstar nicknamed the American NIghtmare.

How do you take a shark's blood pressure? How do you get a shark to turn their head and cough? Where do you hit them with that little hammer, and does that piss them off?

The shark doctor is in! Ask me anything. Have questions about sharks? Marine biology? Ocean conservation? Me? Anything at all? Ask me anything! Ask away, my flight is in two hours and I’m bored. Tag friends who might have questions, and please share! 🧪🦑🌎

I am being held down

Zzzz

Where was this f-in guy on Thursday? How long before he gets accused of throwing the debate on purpose as part of "The Obama Playbook" or perhaps even "The Bill Clinton Playbook"? m.youtube.com/watch?v=xaaE...

"When you get knocked down you get back up!"m.youtube.com President Biden campaigns in Raleigh, NC the day after his debate with former President Donald Trump: "I know I'm not a young man, to state the obvious. I do...

What. The. Hell.

Been thinking about this post this morning. We're all in this mess together.

10 good things about mental illness: 1) Mania can be fun 2) Friends we wouldn't have met 3) Gives us things to discuss 4) An excuse to sleep in 5) A reason to go outside 6) Emotional support animals 7) "Do drugs" legally 8) ALIENS 9) We can be weird 10) Everybody's crazy-some of us have a diagnosis

Apparently, I was a ferret on meth this morning. Got a lot done!

Mood

There's only 5 places to be from: New York, LA, Chicago, Europe, and the other one. - Jacob Wysocki

@withak.bsky.social, more shenanigans ideas for retirement

Planning a date where my wife and I go to various coffee shops and take turns saying “I just found out I was adopted” loud enough for a few people to hear, giving their lives a little excitement before we go home and make out.

Contemplating

More of this, please. We can do it.

Children presume that fairness will govern their interactions with the world. Grownups crush that instinct by lamely telling kids “Life isn’t fair.” What if, in every human interaction, we strove for decency, civility and equity? Show our kids that their hearts were right in the first place.

R2D2 stabbed me in the face

Going to get my head examined. BBL

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I’ll be sharing that one!

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what are his demands?

OMFG I JUST SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN PERSON It IS uglier in person.

Do not disturb

Motivate me

Hydrate Bot never says to drink coffee. :sads:

my friend! you must put water into your body so that it will function.

I. Love. You. ALL. <3

If everyone could take a quick second and just think of someone they adore on this app and then @ them with some love, I would really appreciate it. Also, repost this so other folks see it. Or just copy and paste the text, I don’t care. This isn’t about me today. Just love on some folks.

Chillin'

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I’m not a reckless youth anymore. Walking around with no case, answering calls from unknown numbers, what am I Evel Knievel

@frothyruminations.bsky.social

Whoever came up with "penny for your thoughts," "don't nickel and dime me," and "another day another dollar" sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Steeeeeve