Ennui Doofen: Me: Why does my head hurt? Google: You have terminal cancer and a learning disability. Would you like to buy a squeaky penguin keychain? Are you having trouble losing weight?

Me: Why does my head hurt? Google: You have terminal cancer and a learning disability. Would you like to buy a squeaky penguin keychain? Are you having trouble losing weight?

Amazon: here's some GUIIHOFTEN copper-woven compression socks that will help your blood flow (warning: contains no actual copper, may contain lead, garment are for entertainment purposes only do not wear)

SO ACCURATE

WebMD: Our condolences.

I'm not even sure they mean it

I think it’s just an AI response.

Look on the bright side, if they're right on the cancer you won't need the weight loss stuff

Right but I really do need the squeaky penguin so

You’re having opioid withdrawal

@bestskeet.bsky.social

LMFAOOOOOOO

😁

YouPorn: Did you try butt stuff?

Reminds me of Burnham’s take: youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU?...

Go for the penguin keychain

ahhh Google dropping the knowledge lol 🤣

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