Eryn: This exact scenario, but The Tudors Turns out you won't die of embarrassment, you'll just feel like you wanna

This exact scenario, but The Tudors Turns out you won't die of embarrassment, you'll just feel like you wanna

I went to the dentist & she had a screen above chair w/Netflix, which suggested Bridgerton & I thought why not check it out and WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME THAT THERE WOULD BE A TEN MINUTE LONG STEAMY & DETAILED SEX SCENE RIGHT AT THE TOP THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH WHILE SHE DRILLED MY TEETH

I don’t even want to recount the time I watched True Blood for the first time in the family room

Nothing can be as bad as my inlaw's big, all-cousins +their kids, 5 generation family xmas where a cousin spaced out while flipping thru their uncle's unlocked satellite dish & stopped to chat while unknowingly playing straight up porn for the whole family. There was moaning & then SO MUCH YELLING.

Kind of makes my parents meeting my then-girlfriend for the first time and then the four of us watching the episode of Seinfeld about faking orgasms together seem tame.

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