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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 3 mo
happy earth day! fuck off mars, you piece of shit!!!
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Ethan Vishniac @ethan-vishniac.bsky.social · 3 mo
Please. We all know that the real enemy is Jupiter, despot of the Solar System.
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Firaga Walk With Me 🔥 @akod.bsky.social · 3 mo
That Motherfucker from Train is a traitor then. youtu.be/7Xf-Lesrkuc?...
Train - Drops of Jupiter (Official Video)youtu.be Train's official music video for "Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me)"Listen to Train: https://Train.lnk.to/listenYDSubscribe to the official Train channel: https://T...
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 3 mo
duh
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Ommy 🌱 @ommyotter.bsky.social · 3 mo
Jupiter saves us from meteors tho!!
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Kathy Applebaum @kathyapplebaum.bsky.social · 3 mo
Big Jupiter wants us to believe that.
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Mike MacFerrin @icesheetmike.bsky.social · 3 mo
It’ll also fling one right at us if we piss it off. ☄️
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Ommy 🌱 @ommyotter.bsky.social · 3 mo
All the more reason not to piss it off :3
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Daniel Zenon Klein @danielzklein.bsky.social · 3 mo
There's a reason it rhymes with stupider
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BLM | Cordyceps McDuck (he/him) @jerry.resplendent.hair · 3 mo
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Questionable Bit @questionablebit.bsky.social · 3 mo
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Daniel Thorngren @dpthorngren.bsky.social · 3 mo
Jupiter stan here
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The Sea Pilot Themself @sailorsuitedpilot.bsky.social · 3 mo
The rep is overblown. Jupiter keeps more asteroids from entering the inner solar system than any other planet.
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Jonathan @jginsburg.bsky.social · 3 mo
Mars may invade us, but whenever there is an evil empire, IT ALWAYS COMES FROM JUPITER