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happy earth day! fuck off mars, you piece of shit!!!
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Please. We all know that the real enemy is Jupiter, despot of the Solar System.
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Jupiter saves us from meteors tho!!
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Big Jupiter wants us to believe that.
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It’ll also fling one right at us if we piss it off. ☄️
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All the more reason not to piss it off :3
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There's a reason it rhymes with stupider
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The rep is overblown. Jupiter keeps more asteroids from entering the inner solar system than any other planet.
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Mars may invade us, but whenever there is an evil empire, IT ALWAYS COMES FROM JUPITER
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where's the kaboom? there was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom
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This makes me very angry, very angry indeed
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i will maintain perfect eye contact while murdering him
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Doing pretty good today, thanks for asking! How's urs?
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Working at expected performance. Thank you for asking.
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It's been a bit of a mess today, if I'm being honest
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Watch out! Mars will attack you using its global magnetic field. Oh no, wait. It doesn't have one! What a loser!
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Earth rules, Mars drools!
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Earth day?? Does that mean you’re anti-Jupiter??
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… wait. I’m from Mars 😂
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This reads like an Iron Sheik(RIP) post.
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Proud Earth Firster here. It's time someone put those radical Mars-first, Earth-last degenerates in their place.
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Why does Earth get a day, but Mars gets a whole month?
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And take elon with you.
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What’s with the Mars hate? Aren’t we supposed to hate the loser helping to fund that distraction?
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Look it's not Mars' fault it has horrible super fans like Elon Musk. Earth is better but leave Mars alone man he's been through enough
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I mean, we are cooler.
L7 "Cooler Than Mars"youtu.be Follow us here: https://www.instagram.com/l7theband/ L7 Calls For Action with Brand New “Cooler Than Mars” Single https://ffm.to/l7official - A Portion of all proceeds to be donated to: https://oceana.org/ Limited Edition Pressing of 1000k! https://l7official.bandcamp.com/merch All Specialty Limited Edition Artwork Flexi Disc Pack orders include One Month Free Subscription to the Brand New L7 Fan Club launching Oct 1st, 2023 Donita Sparks shares, “The song was inspired by the ongoing catastrophic news of the earth, and the strange passions of billionaire space cowboys to explore and exploit the outer limits of our stratosphere. Seems to me such obsessions and resources should be totally focused on healing The Big Blue Marble. I feel like there is nothing “out there” that is as mind-blowing as the biodiversity of what we have here on Earth. Because we’re cooler than Mars, damnit.” Produced by Blue Hats Creative Directed/Edited by Erik Denno "L7 return as a bloodthirsty gang … and live up to their legacy." - Rolling Stone “It proves that a few years haven’t dampened this band’s ferocity and attitude." - LA Weekly “the seasoned rockers at their most confident, fun, and pissed off as ever." - Revolver Magazine "The members of L7 clearly haven’t lost any of their snarling grunge spirit" - Paste “Expect the unexpected from L7” - Las Vegas Weekly “Both [Punk Rock Bowling] sets solidified "Shit List" as one of the best punk anthems of all time.” - Grammy.com
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I get so much more mileage out of a full house than 4 of a kind
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You missed a word To Mars etc
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I am totally ok with the Roman god of war %!&$ing off.
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Suck a fuck, Mars! Give us back our robots!