dan mentos

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it’s too late I’ve ruined it

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crankin out the holiday hits at this bbq

all he has to do is one (1) kickflip and all this will be behind him

Breaking news: President Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside.

Biden and aides concede he needs to quickly demonstrate his fitness for officewww.washingtonpost.com Critics have been shaken by his relative inaction to directly address the panic ignited by his halting debate performance last Thursday.

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Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: no stupid questions i said Me: *lowers hand*

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Don’t do it.

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wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass

does anyone have a extra canada invite code

Happy #CanadaDay to my girlfriend who’s a model by the way

did anyone ever give that guy shelter

next debate is on 9/10 and there's only one rule: Do a kickflip

BREAKING: SCOTUS has ruled that I’m cool and nice and good at sex, overturning a decision made by my ex-wife Linda in 2004

I didn't know it was possible but biden looks older than bucky isotope

watching the 1976 Ford Carter debate on C-SPAN Classic 🍿

boss left his screen unlocked again

After the worldwide success of "Cat's in the Cradle", Harry Chapin's follow-up single "Baby's in the Litter Box" fell flat with critics and audiences alike