Real friends are the people who come outside and park your vehicle for you because you don’t understand the rules in a foreign land*
*a crowded new jersey neighborhood with too many signs all trying to tell me what to do
I’ve been meaning to show this dwarf umbrella tree to y’all for a while now but it is so weird looking and not particularly pretty and there hasn’t been a reason until now
It didn’t go well
A text from the liquor store turned into a call turned into pretend fighting and my friend put me on speaker so her husband could hear & yell suggestions from the background
She’s not allowed to ask me to bring wine anymore
I bought the “award winning” rosé & some lemoncello
