If you want to enter my house you a) take your damn shoes off, b) are not allowed to touch the Tasky collection, and c) if you spill something I will hunt you for sport. 🌸
"when someone invites me into their home, I should get to trample dog shit on their carpet if I want to. They should abandon all of the ways they want to treat their own home for me. That's just basic hospitality on their part."
