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genderqueer halloween trash • mostly horror poetry • editor, writer • EW, HAG newsletter • they/she/any

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Eating dirt until a sunflower bursts out of my heart

my partner: *walks into my office and sees me playing on the switch* aw, animal planet? me: animal crossing, thank you. my partner: *places hand on shoulder and makes eye contact* are you ok? historically, this means everything is on fire.

it was a false alarm blessed be

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🖤 chaos reigns 🦊

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a ton of fun!

i share my poetry and other less impressive stuff on tiktok if you'd like to follow each other www.tiktok.com/@ewhag?_t=8o...

TikTok - Make Your Daywww.tiktok.com

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in the mood to dance and levitate naked in the woods with the girlies

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this week

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in a world that prefers i stay miserable, i'll prioritize pleasure and poetry 🖕✨️

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everyone

just remembered i'm getting my sappho tattoo friday 🥰

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i am 30 or 40 years old i do not need this.

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shouts to People magazine (seriously), which did this simple breakdown of Project 2025 that you can share out and your friends and family will likely read it bc it comes from such a benign source

What Is Project 2025? Inside the Far-Right Plan Threatening Everything from the Word 'Gender' to Public Educationpeople.com Donald Trump's far-right allies created Project 2025 as a blueprint for his possible second term. The controversial plan would push a Christian nationalist agenda that dramatically reshapes the U.S. g...

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non-binary people don't owe you anybody

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fuck prime day it’s anni jyn day it’s small business day it’s art day

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queerest coven in the land

in the mood to dance and levitate naked in the woods with the girlies

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I am begging the scientific community to watch one(1) sci-fi horror movie.

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If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable. ~Carrie Fisher

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it’s always “OMG why does your vagina have teeth,” and never “OMG I love both your smiles”

i am 30 or 40 years old i do not need this.

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walpurgisnacht

everyone

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if u are trans i love u

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hey sorry i dropped off the call for a second there i did that thing where my brain heard a random continuous house noise and decided to turn it into the sound of a roaring '20s party in the distance so i need a minute to come down from the refrigerator hum resembling a trombone

bring back those weekly calendars they sent home in grade school listing each day's meals but now include loved ones' birthdays and nearby gas stations with the lowest prices

an astrology lady on tiktok has been doing outfits for big three combos except for mine she did a food one for mine which is fair but i'd still like an outfit

that's enough aging for today

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last year i ended my short relationship with my dad and stepmother and the more time i spend away the more i learn about her cult practices and how she and my dad were trying to get me to assimilate and i