Low level government employee: fuck, they’re gonna figure out I accepted this free chicken wing
Alito: today I put strobe lights on my confederate flag
Katherine Josten came to an emmy event at my place in 2001. I saw her coming up the stairs.
Me: Mrs Landingham, you made me cry!
KJ: Made me cry. I liked that part. Its ok. You can see me die on Scrubs next week.