Zeke: You lost the perfect opportunity to discuss the movie with your dentist though. Hahahahah

I went to the dentist & she had a screen above chair w/Netflix, which suggested Bridgerton & I thought why not check it out and WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME THAT THERE WOULD BE A TEN MINUTE LONG STEAMY & DETAILED SEX SCENE RIGHT AT THE TOP THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH WHILE SHE DRILLED MY TEETH

Well. That surely would have distracted me from the noise and pain.

That WAS the upside, but the blushing I did may have permanently altered my face's pigmentation

You lost the perfect opportunity to discuss the movie with your dentist though. Hahahahah

"mmphow iph phthe ole fhow ike fhis?" "it's so good!" "iph all phex pheenph?" "oh, no, the story is lovely." "mmphow fhey er really oing ah iph!" "oh? i hadn't noticed! have i mentioned you need to floss more?"

Next appointment, next appointment

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