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I just wanna thank Run The Jewels for ensuring that every time I hear someone say “picture this,” I mentally follow up with “I'm a bag of dicks, put me to your lips.”
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i once heard NPR use "nobody speak" as bumper music between stories and i never wanted the lyrics to any song ever to come on more in my life
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NPR sent me one day with Rapp Snitch Knishes
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I hope it was after a story about court testimony
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They did an interview with a bunch of militia dudes who were “just learning to protect my property” and “well we don’t want to actually fight but we might be forced to” Instant transition into The National’s “You’re Going to Start a War” for the bumper.
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omg some music intern deserves a lifetime service award right there
The instrumental was the background song for a Cadillac commercial for a while.
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For me it's... I will walk into a court while erect, screaming "Yes! I am guilty motherfuckers, I am death."
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I will randomly need to go I’ve got a unicorn horn for a STOP
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Some car company used the music for this in an ad and I almost died laughing
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How about the time Honda used MC Chris’s “Hoodie Ninja” in a Civic commercial
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I had to look that up because I know the song, but have rarely seen commercials since about when that commercial was apparently a thing. Now I just want to know who was under the mask of the fake luchador from the same ad campaign!
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I'm the same way with Brother Ali. My husband will say "I keep telling you I'm an artist"...and I follow with "And I'm sensitive about my shit".
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Every time someone is proposing something and takes a brief pause after "what about", I must interrupt them to say "breakfast at Tiffany's"
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my old boss used to use the phrase "tag team" a lot but unfortunately I would never know what i was supposed to tag team on because my brain would go "TAG TEAM back again check it to wreck it let's begin come on party people lets make some noise DC's in the house jump jump rejoice there's a party ov
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er here there's a party over there put your hands in the air shake your derriere.... WHOOMP THERE IT IS" and then I would tune back in and go "I'm sorry, could we circle back, I want to make sure I'm clear on the scope.."
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“First things first…” “I eat your brains”
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Oh my god Becky. Look at her butt
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Especially when told as oh BEAT my BEAT god BEAT
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This is me except the couplet is “… me neither/Ho go home and wash out your beaver” and the culprit is Easy Motherfucking E
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Different song, but “My dick got a Michelin star” on Talk to Me hoops into my head anytime someone tells me about a restaurant with a Michelin star. Totally ruined
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Meanwhile I think, “we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor”
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My wife and I had listened to that song quite a few times before she noticed the Trump reference and was like, wait, did he just say what I think he said? 😌
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how about how the guitar riff is in the cadillac commercial. absolutely love it
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"you can run backwards naked through a field of dicks"
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The El-P line that pops up the most in my head is “My business card says you’re in luck: I do two things, I rap and fuck”
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lmao you beat me to it
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It's incredible how few people know about RTJ. So many young people have no clue. That may have changed after Mike's Grammy (which I think was to make up for the massive snub of RTJ4 in 2020). Literally the only hip-hop I care about these days. Impatiently awaiting RTJ5.
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A lot of people also got exposed to them thanks to Cyberpunk 2077.
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I have to participate in a lot of meetings where we need someone to make a motion. So the chair will ask for a “mover” and a “seconder” but after “mover” my brain is always screaming “and a SHAKER” …every time. Omg.
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I am death, I will punch a baby bear in his shit.
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I am guilty motherfuckers I am death
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Damn you, now I have to watch the video to get it out of my head. Of course, there are worse fates...
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what more can I say we top billin it valiant without villainy viciously foul victory burned towns and villages burning looting and pillagin murderers try to hurt us we curse them and all their children
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i need to listen to this album again
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Also fun when the question of guilt arises
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Every time Congress does some shit, I am playing this video mentally on repeat.
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that song is so good. whenever i see or hear the words "business card", i hear "I've got a business card, says you're in luck" from "oh my darling don't cry" in my head
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I just think of flamethrowing funyuns...