Farmette

Profile banner

Farmette

@farmette.bsky.social

fresh air
Avatar
The pool didn’t almost overflow bc of hurricane beryl 🙄 it was bc my kid has been picking out the pool mastic and shoving it into the drain #autism #mischief
Avatar
Avatar
Meme acquired from some rando and I’m here for it
Avatar
Kinda hoping we get a lil wind gust that’ll make the two tree limbs that cracked from the last rain finally fall to the ground so I don’t have to worry about the cows lounging under those trees
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
I’m playing three bingo cards during tonight’s debate
Avatar
Avatar
After her swim she stares me down until I put a cushion on the handmedown circa 1976 pvc patio chair for her to rest and recharge
Avatar
Late afternoon farm chores are best done when you jump in the pool fully clothed to prevent heat stroke
Avatar
Yesterday she splashed out as much as possible so that today she can enjoy the top off cold AF well water
Avatar
Aside from all felonies not created equal, could someone explain why Martha’s 5 felonies gave her jail time, Hunter’s 2 felonies will probs result in jail time but drumpf’s 30 something felonies might not 🤷🏻‍♀️ land him in the slammer?
Avatar
4+4 and left no crumbs (she’s with my sister who reported her blood sugar is 120 and she’s hydrating - so it’s all good!)
Avatar
Watching d day coverage - Biden looks old beside Macron however Biden’s remarks are eloquent, appropriate and he forms complete sentences 🗳️🙌
Avatar
Is it still legal to get her lady parts removed
Avatar
meanwhile… an old convicted felon will be on our ballot 🤦🏻‍♀️ and entirely too many Americans are okay with that
Avatar
free ranging free loaders
Avatar
My thumb is still sore from clicking all the likes on hilarious 🍊 posts
Avatar
The number of the day is 34
Reposted byAvatar Farmette
Avatar
This is even better than the day when we all woke up to find out he had COVID.
Avatar
Patting myself on the back for intense investigation and successfully ordering hatchet replacements (bc of course the dogs chewed them)
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
Valencia and AccessiBull must of heard is talking about the baby goats at @blueheronfarm.bsky.social so they reenacted the sweet head play for us
Avatar
My kid likes to find her fav videos in foreign languages…which is wild since she does not talk
Avatar
Besides me ironing is her favorite (also this shirt I made her is her fav Mother’s Day gift, besides me of course)
Avatar
It’s Mother’s Day … you wash her hair ✅ but he doesn’t rinse out the conditioner 🤣 🤦🏻‍♀️
Avatar
It’s 6000% humidity out there. We skipped right over spring 😳