Blue Heron Farm

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Antifa goat dairy and beer garden in Field Store (Houston) Texas. We make cheese and trouble.

Buy stuff: https://blueheronfarmcajeta.com/

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This could be you! @blueheronfarm.bsky.social

Kiss?

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I feel like I'm having a stroke

Well, shit

There have been unexpected, and significant changes in the forecast for Tropical Storm Beryl over the last 24 hours. The implications for Houston early next week range from relatively mild to fairly impactful, and we’ve tried to set some expectations in this update. #houwx #beryl

Threat to the upper Texas coast, including Houston region, increasing as Beryl nears Gulf of Mexicospacecityweather.com In brief: There have been unexpected, and significant changes in the forecast for Tropical Storm Beryl over the last 24 hours. The implications for Houston early next week range from relatively mil…

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You’ll never guess which of the two candidates is a convicted rapist.

what

Just got an email with the hurricane procedures for my mom's Memory Care center. 😬 (We are not expecting any issues up here from Beryl.)

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Just like none of the bold investigators backfilling Joe Biden's feeble debate performance with punchy anonymous quotes have ever figured out why Trump was rushed to Walter Reed, claimed he wanted a spur-of-the-moment weekend checkup, and a year later declared that he had NOT had a series of strokes

"Executive Time" fell out of the coverage of Donald Trump in the most incredible way. Nobody writing about his quest to become president again ever mentions the fact that he hated the job when he had it and he couldn't and wouldn't really do it!

Babby

Bring your car club! Or chess club, or knitting club, or whatever

There's no better place in the world to post up with your buddies after a long morning of back roads TX cruising than @blueheronfarm.bsky.social 's beer garden.

It's time for Sammie's daily ear check-in

She's holding her own hand. 🥹

Come on, y'all. For America. For Ted. Let's do this.

Ted Cruz gets bad news in Texas Senate racewww.newsweek.com A Manhattan Institute survey of 600 likely voters in Texas showed Cruz's lead over Democrat Colin Allred is just 3 points.

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Repost with a tweet/skeet you still think about

Repost with a tweet you still think about (The book title x3 + “by Sandra Boynton” officially replaced the original lyrics for me as soon as I saw this.)

Here we go, Texas

The track for Hurricane Beryl shifted northward during the last 24 hours, and a landfall is now expected near or south of Corpus Christi. This does increase the threat of significant impacts to the Houston area, but we continue to think the system will be mostly manageable locally. #houwx #beryl

Beryl reaches the Yucatan, and is now likely to make landfall in Texas on Monday as its track shifts northwardspacecityweather.com In brief: The track for Hurricane Beryl has shifted northward during the last 24 hours, and a landfall is now expected near or south of Corpus Christi. This does increase the threat of significant …

Whyyyyyy am I seven years old?? I'm literally crying right now.

Lol. Lmao, even.

Don't let these fuckers get away with this

Jeff Vaughn, Former KCAL Anchor, Files $5 Million Suit for ‘Anti-White’ Discriminationvariety.com Jeff Vaughn alleges that he was fired from KCAL and replaced by a Black anchor, in violation of anti-discrimination law.

Sometimes I want to lie down on the sofa, but this guy is already sacked out, so I go lie down in the bedroom. And as soon as I do, he usually gets up and comes in to lie in the bedroom. 😐

My life was changed at the grocery store today.

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A more interesting question is: is pee pee a kind of poo poo

Just the picture of health, vigor and the character necessary to lead this nation.

My new Buddha belly is getting its first true leaf! 🥹🌱

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i really am going to be logged off for the holiday but i would like to drop off a parting thought: publishing a monarchist anti-voting take on the fourth of july is the strongest possible indication of someone's core, true values

I think it's nice that you can turn your cybertruck into a hearse with this simple hack.

No Need To Book a Hotel This Summer. The Cybertruck Camper Has Your Backwww.autoevolution.com The Tesla Cybertruck seems to be one of the most versatile vehicles out there when it comes to camper conversions. And here is one more!

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Buying a thin blue line punisher skull magnet for our car to try to get us safe passage out of Texas if shit hits the fan.

It's time for Sammie's daily ear check-in. With bonus Mama Dog flat ears.

We're printing shirts again.

My preferred method is to give the lawyer's number to my significant other or someone else who stays at home. I call them, they call the lawyer. YMMV

If you are going to be protesting anywhere near the Republican National Convention, write the NLG number on your stomach in Sharpie (not your arm: cops use that as "evidence of premeditation"). They are fucking superheroes. Give them money to keep being superheroes: www.nlg.org/donate/

Donate - National Lawyers Guildwww.nlg.org

America, you in danger, girl.

Today in Jeremy's salad: romaine, strawberry tops, cactus, roses, and geranium

Almost forgot! Time for Sammie's daily ear check-in!