Another banger from BI: "Traveling across the country with six people costs money. Did you know there are things you can do closer to home that are cheaper?"
and Wally World wasn't even open! I ATE A DOG PISS SANDWICH FOR NOTHING!
So your honor, I ask for leniency in regard to sentencing for my multi-state crime spree. This is, after all, a movie in the 1980s so I feel I should get credit for not committing and sex crimes
