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Others in this series - chief, cop, soldier, construction worker, leather daddy. He's about the furthest a person can be from a cowboy. I don't think anyone can be less cowboy than Trump. Posh Spice is more cowboy than Trump I would pay good money to see a horse throw him off. No. No. Nowhere near a horse. You're absolutely right, that would be animal cruelty.
I would pay money to see a mechanical horse throw him off. "Nobody tell him that the original cowboys were South American and not white... any more than all of the black cowboys were..." As my real pioneer cowboy grandfather who was ambidextrous & could rope with both hands would say, “He wouldn't make a pimple on a cowboy’s ass.” 
