Schooley

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IT’S A COOKBOOK

So every election now is about who will wear the Infinity Gauntlet most responsibly.

I think we know where this is going.

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. (AP) — Google falling short of important climate target, cites electricity needs of AI.

It is sort of amazing that Trump is like if an improv group did a “Yes, and…” for all the things that previously would have destroyed a political career.

Wait until he takes the debate stage and throws his lectern at Trump so hard he busts out a wall.

Obviously some coaches saw awareness as woke.

Thrilled to know we got water in the woke wars.

I think the setting expectations tradition for debates is pointless. The news junkies paying attention already know who they are voting for regardless of expectations. Same goes for the post debate analysis. The only people possibly swayed by the debate are the ones who otherwise ignore the news.

I can't decide if these stories show up in my feed so frequently because I'm the target audience or if the Cybertruck is truly on track to being the worst consumer vehicle of all time.

Guy waited five years and paid $102k for a Cybertruck, crashed it after four hours of driving, only for Tesla to tell him that "the accelerator may not disengage under braking" and that it will take $30k and one year to repair. Truly an L of historical proportions. www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/...

How soon until our bored tech billionaires start hyping the probability of an AI President?

Sometimes it seems like Texas is one never ending Coen Brothers movie.

Last week: “It certainly seems like an issue that could be ripe for litigation because it’s right on its face discriminating against people for sexual orientation or #transgender status.”

Transphobic Dress Code Prompted Turmoil in Agriculture Department, Emails Showwww.texasobserver.org The Texas agency’s policy may be ripe for a lawsuit.

The is it a cat bed or a dog bed question remains unanswered.

The new guy has to stand guard.

They’re all attracted to Trump like moths to a porch light.

A pastor of a Texas megachurch who was Trump’s spiritual advisor confessed to “inappropriate sexual behavior” with a 12 year old when he was in his early 20s

Pastor Robert Morris confesses to ‘moral failure’ after woman claims he began molesting her at 12www.christianpost.com Robert Morris, founding pastor of Gateway Church in Southlake, Texas, which attracts an estimated 100,000 worshipers weekly, has confessed to inappropriate sexual behavior with a young lady more than ...

Speaking of suckers and losers…

Training Day

Really? Hadn’t noticed.

As the summer wears on and Trump gets antsier, he’s definitely going to start doing insult comic crowd work at the rallies. Maybe complaining how much “my black guy” is getting paid to stand behind him.

At the vet. Wondering when the indignities will end.

Biden should just release a video where he reads a transcript of Trump's shark monologue and only adds at the end, "Really, America?"

When you’re old and you just don’t give a damn anymore.

La Pietà

Is this about his campaign.

needs more props

Are they on Star Tours?

Dog tired.

I remember when

Having a super normal one at the Heritage Foundation

Others in this series - chief, cop, soldier, construction worker, leather daddy.

Oz media: This is a somber day for Munchkinland

Well, one of them is cautious about the UVs.

Still not sure how David Mamet went from writing about sad, delusional crooks and con men to supporting Trump.

And I thought Hacks getting a season 4 would be the best news of the day.