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Stuart Ian Burns

@feelinglistless.bsky.social

Intensely interested in everything. He/Him.
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This assumes there’s going to be an election in 2028.
How many #RNC speakers from tonight will run for president in 2028? (The lineup includes Ron DeSantis, Nikki Haley, Vivek Ramaswamy, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders.)
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Into the Musical Bondiverse. I've cobbled together a playlist of all the James Bond themes, plus the rejected songs and other music connected to each of the films. open.spotify.com/playlist/1qd...
The Musical Bondiverseopen.spotify.com The Musical Bondiverse · Playlist · 62 songs
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“… and don’t you try to tell me Agents of SHIELD isn’t sacred timeline canon.”
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i’m sure i wasn’t the only person to realize this about anne rice, stephanie meyer, and el james when fifty shades of grey came out but good luck finding a funnier or more on point description of it lmao
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Omnirumour?
Ok, now tell us what's going to happen 13 days from now.
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Every time I hear Luke Shaw even though this gentleman's first name is Tim:
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Football, but it's all men. Bit weird. Won't it hurt if the ball hits them in the genitals?
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The formatting on this advert is giving me eye strain. #empireread #jan1996
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Some of the tone of the magazine can probably be attributed to this being in the middle of the lad mag era. #empireread #jan1996
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Nintendo are still trying to decide what to call the N64. The console wouldn’t be released for another six months. #empireread #jan1996
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Empire publishes the winning film in their poll first. Given the magazine has been a QT propaganda machine since the release of Reservoir Dogs, this isn’t that much of a surprise. #empireread #jan1996
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The leading man who became a character actor and has never been out of work. #empireread #jan1996
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The Sound of Music was (roughly) 30 years old when this Empire Magazine was published. I’m reading it just under thirty years later. It feels like yesterday. #empireread #jan1996
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Empire explains IMAX. Seeing Grand Canyon at Bradford was an unforgettable experience. Liemax hadn’t been invented yet. #empireread #jan1996
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A Midwinter’s Tale receives the four star treatment. #empireread #jan1996
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Aha, there it is. My first social network. #empireread #jan1996
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This director then went on to have a lengthy film career which included the Jeepers Creepers horror series. His Wikipedia page doesn’t forget though. #empireread #jan1996
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A cinema in Crosby is saved from demolition. #empireread #jan1996
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The Pint of Milk for this issue is Charlton Heston. Yes, indeed. #empireread #jan1996