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Eddie Robson

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Novelist, scriptwriter, journalist, incompetent guitarist. I span the genres.
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"And the cause of liberal democracy in Europe, which did NOT die..."
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"would you like to use the Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changing room, Sir?" #MrBenn #DavidBowie See how many references you can name.
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Architectural prizes shouldn't be awarded till 10 years after buildings open - then ask folk who use, maintain & operate it how successful it is. I work in a shiny building that won prizes 10 yrs ago & it's a maintenance nightmare with no storage that costs fortune to run
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This 'One Pair Of Eyes' on BBC Four featuring Marty Feldman is STUNNING even if you're not that familiar with Feldman's work. Plenty of location shots with historical interest especially as it's from 1969.
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Well this is grim
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Welcome to Bluesky. Please remember these four things: 1.) DuJour means friendship 2.) DuJour means family 3.) DuJour means seat belts 4.) DuJour means crash positions
Welcome to Bluesky. You're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One: don't do that. And two: You dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin' education you coulda' got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.
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all the culture you liked from decades past was made possible by cheap rent and artists' pay keeping up with what things cost
It's because we all have day jobs, advances are pennies, publishers don't market, one underperforming book tanks your career, and we're expected to be well-tuned brand machines on social media websites designed to suck our souls dry.
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Marvel should reveal that "Spider-sense" has never actually been among Spider-Man's powers, he just has anxiety.
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Not sure this is that trivial tbqhwy
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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Jonathan Gullis is at home, right now, angrily eating a candle he stole from the church hall, and crying.
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121 Tory MPs is the worst result for them in a General Election since 1761 (112). Just thought I'd cheer some people up.
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Considering it, my favourite line of the night was probably @cooraysmith.bsky.social describing Penny Mordaunt as looking like “Catherine Deneuve, if she worked in a big M&S.”
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People complained that Chengdu zoo was letting their clouded leopard get fat, their expert explained "This cat is like thirty years old, that's twice as old clouded leopards GET, and he's just had major surgery. Making him lose weight would do WAY more harm, just let him have this."
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I think misplaced cynicism about election promises is causing a lot of people to work too hard on “why did the Tories lose so badly?” It’s not that deep: most parties keep at least 80 per cent of their pledges. This one…really the only one is that they didn’t raise VAT. How else was it gonna end?
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George Galloway *losing* his seat in an election where a bunch of single-issue pro-Palestine Independents were elected is really, really funny
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#OnThisDay, 5 July 1957, Althea Gibson becomes the first Black person to win a #Wimbledon Singles tennis trophy. Blogpost by Moira from 2019: illustratedwomeninhi... Newsreel: youtu.be/2EJCqBsh2Dk...#OnThisDay, 5 July 1957, Althea Gibson becomes the first Black person to win a #Wimbledon Singles tennis trophy. Blogpost by Moira from 2019: illustratedwomeninhi... Newsreel: youtu.be/2EJCqBsh2Dk... #BlackHistory #TennisHistory #WomenInHistory #OTD #History #WomensHistory 🗃️ 1/2
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LARRY IS NOW PRIME MINISTER TILL LUNCHTIME #GE2024
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The clear lesson Farage needs to learn from the Lib Dems is that you get more seats by doing stunts. But because his voters are rock hard, unlike those woke yoghurt drinkers, the stunts he does should all be exceptionally dangerous
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Steve Baker voted out, leaving Christopher Chope as the only remaining MP for Men Who Talk With Alarming Overfamiliarity To Women At Bus Stops .
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As the Forest of Dean goes Labour, I remember a friend there phoning & asking me to post him that day’s Observer because of an interview in it. I asked why he couldn’t just buy it and he said “It’s the Forest, mate. We only have the Daily Mail and Badger Gasser’s Weekly”. 1999 this was.
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- Labour's vote spread was way more efficient than under Corbyn. Brilliant groundgame - Tory vote was cannibilized by Reform - soft tories stayed at home, unlike with Corbyn - Labour will need to win back the votes lost due to terrible trans and gaza policies ALL THESE THINGS CAN BE TRUE AT ONCE
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The BBC’s “Seats Changed” map is wild. You can now walk from the coast of North Devon up to Bicester and then down to Eastbourne without ever leaving newly Lib Dem seats. Tired: The Blue Wall Wired: The YELLOW SNAKE
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Don't let them write any history books either. We don't need that shit.
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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes
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It always seems like these books get a six figure advance and then sell 572 copies, maybe publishing could learn from this
Just think how many sacked MP autobiographies are going to pitched over the next week. The publishers should save time and turn them all down.
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Fuck off, Galloway, you cat-dressing shit-stirring lefty Farage fuck.