I *have* been in fights before and tbh I wouldn't even really try to fight these dudes. I'd probably just be doing pro wrestling moves, like "NERD GET UP FOR THIS SUPLEX"
I have never been in a fight, I have never so much as shoved anyone. I am as much of a pansy little pacifist as is humanely possible and I honestly believe I could rip through them like a power washer hitting some kleenex
