Andrew is made of MEAT

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Paying $14 to develop a roll of film only to have majority of the pictures be fubar is very humbling

New newsletter dropped last night. Check it out if you like perversions of nature or think that movie theater etiquette has gone downhill! skeletonsandwhatnot.substack.com/p/i-hid-the-...

New newsletter dropping tomorrow. Are you subscribed? You should be... . . . The newsletter contains the antidote. skeletonsandwhatnot.substack.com

Skeletons & Whatnot | Andrew Keahey | Substackskeletonsandwhatnot.substack.com Reflections on Horror, Internet Culture, and Whatever I'm Hyperfocused on That Day. Click to read Skeletons & Whatnot, by Andrew Keahey, a Substack publication. Launched 6 days ago.

You know that feeling when you can't put a book down, and when you finally finish it you feel a kind of whiplash when you return to the real world? "Borne" by @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social just hit me like that. I'm finding myself checking the corners of my vision for mysterious foxes. Amazing.

Baby's first accepted story is now available to read! I really hope you enjoy it! punknoirmagazine.wordpress.com/2024/07/02/t...

The Gang’s All Here — a Limbo Short by Andrew Keaheypunknoirmagazine.wordpress.com The Gang’s All Here by Andrew Keahey The room doesn’t have any doors, but it has plenty of windows. Windows above me. Windows all around. The room is entirely windows of exceptional clarity. Outside i...

If I order something online and they provide me with a FedEx tracking number, I just assume 8 or 9 people are going to be dropkicking my package into a fucking wall

Hey cutie, you like weird niche newsletters? skeletonsandwhatnot.substack.com/p/lets-get-w...

Let's Get Weird With Itskeletonsandwhatnot.substack.com Breathe it in, party people. This is what unemployment looks like.

The first rule of newsletter is forgetting to include an entire section of your newsletter and only remembering the SECOND you hit send.

My first newsletter is going out tomorrow. If you like horror, writing, nostalgia, and feeling connected in a world divided, I think you'll dig it. Subscribe here: skeletonsandwhatnot.substack.com

There are so many classes I wanna take but I'm UNEMPLOYED which is SO fun, because now I have the time and energy but not the means. Capitalism is a trap.

One thing about me is I'm not hiding a zombie bite, and it's 10% because I'm a team player who wants what's best for the group and 90% because I don't want people to think I'm sweaty for no reason.

Heal me, Nosferatu.

Uh oh, I'm starting a newsletter. I'm making a genuine go of it! If you enjoy musings on horror, writing, and shit from the 90s, then you're gonna love me! Consider subscribing! First edition dropping Friday...👀 skeletonsandwhatnot.substack.com

Subscribe to Skeletons & Whatnotskeletonsandwhatnot.substack.com Reflections on Horror, Internet Culture, and Whatever I'm Hyperfocused on That Day. Click to read Skeletons & Whatnot, by Andrew Keahey, a Substack publication. Launched 2 months ago.

'The Boy and the Heron' hits streaming and I'm foaming at the mouth. I've waited so long. I CAN'T WAIT TO FINALLY SEE IT

It doesn't matter how much time has passed; every time I remember that Jamie Lee Curtis SOMEHOW beat Stephanie Hsu for best supporting actress, I feel *violent*.

I firmly believe that, despite being a necessity when it comes to existing in the modern world, my phone is a cursed object. So I treat it like a cursed object. This is the special box I made to contain the evil that is my phone. I highly recommend creating your own. It can't hurt you in there.

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Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.

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The thing is what it does.

Sometimes I go on IMDB just to make sure Joss Whedon isn't doing anything new

Hello police? Yes, I took the dust jacket off my book so it'd be easier to read and then I accidentally stepped on it and crumpled it. I'd like to turn myself in. I shouldn't be allowed to exist in civilized society.

Like many people, I've hung on to Twitter because it has provided me with a lot of opportunities that I wouldn't have gotten otherwise. It still does. But I really don't know if I can take much more. That is one vile fucking cesspool. I hate that I feel like I need it to achieve my goals.

I dunno, I'm kinda cute sometimes

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Donkey who went missing 5 yrs ago in CA has been caught on camera roaming with herd of wild elk. “I can’t get over seeing it and I’m amazed that the donkey looks happy and healthy!” Diesel knows how to live without the aid of humans. He was originally a wild donkey, "adopted" via federal program.

Lost Donkey Seen Living With Elk Herd 5 Years Later: 'Living His Best Life'www.huffpost.com Diesel the donkey, who disappeared in 2019, appears to be thriving with some new companions in the California wild.

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we’ve got like crazy delights in here

There's still time to get Joe Biden an indictment for Father's Day

I hate a "modern horror that's aCtUaLly GoOd" ass list. If you can only name 7 recent horror movies that you think are good, that's a skill issue on your end and has nothing to do with the state of modern horror. Dork.

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Photographs from Lieko Shiga's "Rasen Kaigan" (Spiral Shore) series. I saw these at an exhibit back in 2016 and still think about them all the time.

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New language for our publisher guidelines? "We don't knowingly sell titles that employ generative AI in any capacity. If we find out a particular title was created using AI, we reserve the right to remove AI-generated portions or delete the title from our offerings entirely." Opinions welcome

Who all up basking in they potent malaise?

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looks good