EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS GREY GARDENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EDITH “LITTLE EDIE” BOUVIER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. SHOUTING LOUD WHEN I BICKER WITH MY MOTHER OR
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS GREY GARDENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EDITH “LITTLE EDIE” BOUVIER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. SHOUTING LOUD WHEN I BICKER WITH MY MOTHER OR
Every big media organization was so crossed-up by Trump winning in 2016 that they have been behaving and hiring as if Long Island-Coded Suburbo-Racist Sociopathy was on an unstoppable ascent worldwide, and interpreting everything backwards from there. It turns out most people actually hate it!
It’s amazing the extent to which our billionaire tech bro overlords are just telling us out loud that they are rooting for fascism. Makes me slightly nostalgic for the days when American plutocrats plotted against democracy in secret.
adding reminders to my phone of things to do around my house that are the problems of Cold Weather Arlan Hellison. lol get fucked loser, in your “tolerable temperatures”
My most cancelable take is that The West Wing was a perfectly cromulent show that people blame for absolutely everything that goes wrong in politics.
It's like blaming ER for making people think emergency rooms are a good place to get healthcare.
3024 AD. little is now known of The Internet, which simply stopped working nearly one thousand years ago. only a single post remains, badly damaged. it speaks of a firmware update called "Co fee." could this bring the Web back on line? the badly garbled first half seems to taunt you: "Flumpty Foo"
I am here to once again declare that John Cena should star in an Ernest legacy sequel where he plays Ernest P. Worrell's improbably jacked son (it is never explained in any way why he is jacked)
buddy if you pull out a gun on me you're gonna hear two sounds. me hitting the ground cause i fainted, and the ever present hum of a bustling city which you do notice but you never notice yourself noticing it. probably some other incidental stuff too
