Hana Michels

@hanamichels.bsky.social

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I scared Andy Kindler into silence on twitter by accident. I'm trying to right that wrong. Probably have toxoplasmosis. They/them, love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine.

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If you were listening to Gamefully Unemployed Or Small Beans Please note I only said that was the worst Futurama movie because I forgot about the eco-feminist one

I don't know why but this is flipped. Black cat is the Scully. Orange cat is the Mulder. It is the order of things.

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Hey everyone, my friends Marina and Tom are expecting! This does happen to be a high risk pregnancy, so if you have the ability to contribute to their GoFundMe, they (and I) would greatly appreciate it. Thanks so much, likes and shares are also appreciated! gofund.me/6e28d443

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If you had long Covid, what are your symptoms? Does it ebb & flow? I have had to cancel my trip because I need to figure this out.

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I have never wished so badly to have a doppelgänger

Have you purchased a red 2014 Hyundai Elantra from auction recently, possibly from Geico? I'm being mailed and texted that you're getting charged for using an express lane. You should probably register a phone number with the CA DMV. Please note the car is cursed.

I miss my old psychiatrist who treated my whole family & therefore never questioned that it was indeed that crazy. He was old and didn’t give a fuck. He left me his free samples of my expensive meds in his waiting room. He kept ancient pseudoscientific psych tools like a trepanning device as decor.

It’s Vyvanse and there’s a DEA manufactured shortage 😭

They should make a pill that makes you remember to refill and take your antidepressants. I wouldn't take it, but they should.

Every year has been a struggle to get my meds, but this year went so above and beyond. If I don’t take them, I can’t hold down a job or drive safely. It’s that bad. Even the jobs I can hold down are usually freelance.

The ADHD med crisis is artificial and entirely manufactured by the DEA and incompetence based assumptions by someone without significant training in how such meds are used, issued and how those meds affect those who use them

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David Cronenberg would have such a chill hangout with the Borg Queen

I WILL say if long socks are back in and you like having leg hair make sure they are loose. That’s it that’s all the millennial wisdom I have.

I am getting extremely demoralized and would love to see your pets this is Roo destroying his third cat tree at two years old

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Millennials love two things, The Sopranos and being shocked at the idea that a bad or abusive person could exploit the language of therapy

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If you're able, please help the wonderful Marina Reimann (one of the best people ever) with pregnancy medical costs. gofund.me/75c79974

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He is such a sub

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I don't think he's on here, but whenever something like this happens i'm reminded of @moviehooligan.bsky.social story about an older punk he knew with terrible teeth -- the gist of the story is, he was sure Regan was gunna kill everyone, so he stopped brushing. He warned Dave to always keep brushing

Some of yall can hold down jobs or drive without your adhd meds and I'm not saying you don't need them I'm asking to gnaw on your head to absorb your power

Ok I have one 50th of the followers on here twitter is definitely suppressing my shit

People laugh at me until they see what my cybertruck can really do! I can't though. I can't see shit inside this thing I'm gonna die

Hostile architecture? ❌ Hostile mobility aids? ✅

This movie is a baby boomer’s damp dream

Finally finished this snoozer - yes, "snoozer" because for every ONE scene of Jason Statham kicking ass, there's THREE scenes of people droning about how indestructible he is and how they have no hope of stopping him

For awhile I was the go-to “put it up your butt” person for two satire sites

@hanamichels.bsky.social Did you write this????

in light of recent events this should have done better

I always sniff a fine penis for quality like a cigar

So @moviehooligan.bsky.social said kitten's gabapentin smells like robot cum and I just agreed??

It's ok the Bell riots will happen September of this year and start to change things along with Irish reunification I'm literally reassuring myself with star trek canon which is normal

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You watch DS9 and Odo can’t render a realistic nose, or on TNG Data can’t speak in contractions, and you’re like I’m pretty sure they would figure that out. But then you ask ChatGPT to name a food that starts with the letter B and it’s like “Sure! Sandwich.” and you realize they were on to something

This fuckin honky

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Zach DLR: “Fuck a g-ride. I want the machines that are makin’ them.” Right-leaning RATM fans: “Yes! This is what I’m talking about. Right here!”