The haters said we wouldn't make it. "You'll stop at five sandwiches," they said. "No one wants to read about sandwiches," they said. Well EAT SHIT haters that definitely exist: WE HAVE REACHED 100!!!! with a weird... austrian... snack. buttondown.email/theswordandt...
If I read one more stupid article about Red Lobster going bankrupt over all you can eat shrimp without a single mention of the vulture capital group that bought it out by selling off the land under the restaurants then leasing it back I will have an aneurism.
