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mostly here to scroll in between kitten feedings
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I tried and failed to explain this to J when we got home tonight, and he already knows how much I like his hands.
Do men know that women lust over forearms more than wieners?
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When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.
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Mama Lily half-napping, tiny tabby snacking and the bruiser tuxie doing...whatever that is.
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34 counts of lol, lmao even
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Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent
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ah well neverthele- wait what
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We are so fucking deep into the mythology and worldbuilding of these insurance ads. It's like season 48 of "Dr. Who" and if you just tune in now you're hopelessly lost. We are just miles away from any of those ads making sense in any way.
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