Gabe

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I write so much poetry; follow accordingly. (he/him/y'all) *VIEWS ARE MY OWN AND NOT OF MY EMPLOYER* / DMs are open, but don't be weird / buy me a 🍺-> https://cash.app/$GFunkAllstar

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Wicked Hoodie

Unsolicited Bic pic caused you missed one:

Yes, this is a real place. No, I didn’t take this photo. Yes, I have a thousand questions. No, I don’t want any of them answered.

New Evanescence track just dropped:

#alttextissexy

Sky is pretty.

This hurts my brain.

It’s 12:35PM

If you see this, post a flower 🌹

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Faine Greenwood

ha ha yes jpg ref for the uninformed:

This may be the most haunted cat picture I have ever seen:

A helpful guide to knowing my video game preferences:

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

HS History Teacher: "Studying the entirety of World History would be impossible within the school year, so we'll just focus on certain parts..." And we wonder how white mythology propagates.

I asked it “what part of the tide pod tastes best”:

I finally did it, nobody move:

if you see this, post a vampire 🩸

Here have a selfie. The city is sooooooo humid today.

I am both of these birds

TEH ACTUAL FUCK?!

The two levels of USPS tracking: 1. It’s an inch to the left of the driver who is cradling it like a baby while singing it soft cover tunes of Adele. 2. We have no fucking idea where it is, wouldn’t you like to know you nosy fuck?!

Thinking about bringing this look back.

I made a cheesecake today too. I am nothing if not SPRINTING towards diabeetus.

I made lemon streusel muffins. #doyouknowthemuffinman

ENHANCE

Seriously this needs to become a meme. I want one of him holding Foucault

Some y'all need to go back and read Brother Douglas: www.blackpast.org/african-amer...

Your last saved meme is your philosophy

Repost with your Friday energy

Conversely, one of my favorite Easter eggs is Doofenshmirtz means "painfully stupid."

Today I learned there's a German word that describes so much of how I feel.