Bo Thompson: A straight guy got burned so fast and cold I needed to step outside: Him, to a lesbian friend: Why do hot women want to date women who dress like dudes when there are dudes to date. Her: I dunno, you dress like shit and you're not worried your girl's gonna pick the toilet. Maybe there's more to it

A straight guy got burned so fast and cold I needed to step outside: Him, to a lesbian friend: Why do hot women want to date women who dress like dudes when there are dudes to date. Her: I dunno, you dress like shit and you're not worried your girl's gonna pick the toilet. Maybe there's more to it

Why would he just walk straight into a woodchipper with a question like that?

The world may never know. 🤣

I would walk steadily towards the nearest body of water and keep walking. Dang.

DAMN

Right? And my friend is this gorgeous, hyperfemme type so she delivered it with a cute smile and a head tilt like she was complimenting his shoes. That poor man may never recover. 🤣

lmfao that could not happen to me xD just pack up and give up at that point gaht damn

I get to post this twice in one day!

I don't know that that's gonna make a difference. Him right now:

😭 I will never not remember that yamcha threw hands with an enemy as strong as raditz, who beat the everloving shit outta goku and piccolo TOGETHER like a year prior! That was a really impressive feat all considered!

Richly deserved, but still, bruuuutal.

This would never happen to me. I know to keep my mouth shut when I think of something that stupid!

WHOA...

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