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The “Expert”…
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The expert is exactly why I sleep with my bedroom door closed.
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My cat can open doors which she did at 4 am this morning
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We surrendered to the expert, now the expert suggests getting under the blanket multiple times during the night. Maybe we shouldn't have build her a playground behind the bed.
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Well, that's damn adorable!
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You wouldn’t want any experts in your bedroom at night. 🛌 (in my case I just leave the door open so the cat can get in and out to sleep on the chair)
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Does the expert try to dig her way in? (My kitten did. But she'd been abandoned before I got her and had separation anxiety.)
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George, you are a scholar and a gentleman. Thank you for your posts🙏🏻
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Thank you for being here!
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You are one of my childhood heroes from Star Trek🙏🏻🙏🏻 So great to see you keep on fighting for equality.
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Well, we thank *you,* too. Hoping y'all are well! :)
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Always because of fire safety. Always sleep with bedroom doors closed! It prevents smoke inhalation! A chance to escape!
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This is what I was always told. Bedroom door closed in case of fire.
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The expert will dig away the carpet by the door if humans aren’t compliant with expert advice.
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Mine has stages if the door is shut. 1) Yowling. 2) Trying to pull the door catch down. 3) Scratching door and louder yowling. 4) Ripping threads in the carpet as if he's about to tunnel his way in.
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Sounds about right! We bought some thick plastic to put under the door so she can’t, and now she spends the night in her “apartment,” which is our master bath with her cat tree, box, etc in it. She’s an expert plant assassin if left out at night.
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Door closed but window open here. Woke up with the neighbour's cat cozy on my bed.
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Indeed it is easier to simply let the door open than to wake up by the noise when the cat sits outside, complaining and trying to open the door. My cat is quite succesful in this.
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To be followed by "Why having your junk stepped on in the middle of the night is good for your sex life"
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Cat: Well, I'm not interested in having sex with you. EW.
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My tuxedo cat George yowled outside our closed bedroom door all night last night. I'd let him in but then he repeatedly launches his giant tomcat body at my vulnerable bits to induce me to become nocturnal like him. Now he's sleeping it off, of course.
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All doors and windows closed here in New York City. Not just because of cats, but mostly the CAT burglars.
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Told me to keep my window open at night. Now I know why. And it wasn't even my own cat.
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My "experts" won this argument years ago. We installed cat doors in the bedroom doors so that they can come and go as they please!
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It would really p.o. my dogs if they find our bedroom closed.
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I mean George circulation is key when you have a whole-house attic fan
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Great now I'll have to install home security services
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I'm pretty sure they mean some feng shui bs here.
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Uh, you shouldn’t sleep? The „according to experts, you shouldn’t“ isn’t clear on what exactly you should not.
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Well in the experts defense I'm sure the many nights of research support the claim.
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That's a real sleeping guru, not just expert!!!
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The demon comes into my room sometimes if i leave it open. It doesnt attack me but its kind of annoying when im trying to sleep
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One of the most accurate things on the Internet.
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So many experts but still so many problems... 🤔
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Dr Raiden & Dr Fujin agree
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Can confirm my cat likes to pinch my bed if I leave the door open just slightly.
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But I need privacy (I’m the only one in my house)
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Ok this one I'm sending to my exbf.