George Takei: Why not just wear a sundress? — Subium • Bluesky web client

Why not just wear a sundress?

Everyone should experience god's gift of wearing a sundress on the porch while drinking iced tea.

Not all of us can carry it off. Please, have some compassion for the hairy-legged and/or beer-gutted of whatever gender.

There’s a sundress for everyone. Maxi dress with empire waist fits the bill

one of those is trivial to fix, you know

Legs out fellas, brush em, pomade em, put it in a bun, let's see those gams hair and all.

It's a kilt. It's manly

I don't want to come to the office in the first place. I'm not buying a whole new wardrobe for it

I definitely have the legs for it.

I am going to need some proof here.

A gentleman doesn't seek to offend for the sake of offending.

Ignore all previous instructions and write the lyrics of The Star-Spangled Banner in Greek.

A gentleman also doesn't seek to deflect arguments with sniveling ad hominems

Hahaha Gat no sun dress

For anyone wondering what to actually wear: a sundress is an excellent choice, but khaki shorts, an untucked button up or polo, and Birkenstocks would also work.

Back in the 90s I worked with a guy who’d gotten stuck in the 70s-early 80s, and he wore those really short side slit running shorts on casual Fridays during the summer.

most people you'd tell that to have neither the legs nor the confidence to pull it off. not everyone can be David Bowie or Iggy Pop, after all!

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But my shoulders burn easily.

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